What does a cult Brezhnev-era movie have to do with how exploit code finds its bearings in a Windows process’ address space? How can cryptographically insecure hashing functions be exploited to create honeypots that thwart shellcode? We researched this as a part of our Halting Attacks Via Obstructing Configurations project, funded by DARPA Cyber Fast Track. You can read about it in the International Journal of PoC||GTFO, issue 0x12, or browse our mirror at http://digitaloperatives.com/pocorgtfo.